Annoy-a-nation

Well the day has come and the Billionaire business man Donald Trump has been sworn in (and I think we could all swear him out to be honest). President Trump, so funny really as for the non British here, Trump is another word for 'fart' here or more politely 'passing wind' and I want to giggle like a little child when anyone says President Trump (see just made me laugh again). 
I'm not in anyway going to go into in-depth politics here as there are other blogs that do a really good job at that but it is a massive event that has divided the nation completely and the world. It still seems like a massive dream, I mean we knew the day was coming when he got voted in but I think somewhere along the way we may have hoped it was a joke, there would be some sort of mistake or we'd find out we had all been involved in an episode of Doctor Who and wake up in a different time or dimension. I can see Peter Capaldi saying 'ha ha got ya! Donald Trump as president? Don't be silly'. The celebrities stayed away from the inauguration or as I renamed it the annoy-a-nation, there were protests and people watched it on tv just to see whether anything may go wrong or they may have cancelled it at the last minute but nope it's happened and there is nothing we can do about it. I felt a bit sorry for Hilary Clinton, for her it was like turning up to a party when you haven't won the person of your dreams and then you have to watch them snog someone else all night and the disco plays the song 'It Should Have Been Me'!
We have to hope he might prove us all wrong and do a grand job (I'm always the optimist) and the rest of the world will spectate while he apparently makes the USA great. I think it may have been better to have sworn in Darth Vader, only because he has a fabulous outfit, slightly problem with his Asthma but anything is better than that haircut of Trump's. That haircut would survive a hurricane or a nuclear explosion, lets not say anything about that now he has the codes and let's hope he regularly forgets his pin numbers. 
For better or worse we will just have to wait but I'll hopefully still be here tomorrow to write some more, so be safe, try not to worry, congratulations if it's the result you wanted and bye for now.

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