Packed Lunch Post Mortem

Well I bought these nice zippy freezer bags from a well known supermarket, you know the one where you go in for  loaf of bread, a pint of milk and come out with a tent, pressure cooker and a hostess trolley. The middle aisle we call it and if we ever lose my dad that's where he will be.
Anyway while I was making up my sons packed lunch for school I'm putting items in these bags and zipping them up and thinking to myself that I've seen this all somewhere else. Then it hit me, Silent Witness the other night!!! I was packing this lunch like I was on a murder scene, all I needed was a white paper onezie and matching paper slippers. I turned round just to check I hadn't got a team of police people with a wipeboard loaded with suspects to find the person missing 2 ham sandwiches, chocolate chip cookie and a tangerine. I was even ready to label up the bags with named body part, date and send it off to check DNA at the lab.
The chocolate chip cookie would probably be used in evidence against me with the goverment 'Healthy Eating Lunchbox Police' so arrest me......I like to think I am responsible for my lunch boxes so I'll put in them exactly what I like. 
So when I stopped daydreaming and realised I wasn't actually Dr Nikki Alexander and good job too as these exhibits entered a fridge bag and when it returned these bags were empty. I'd be sacked for losing vital evidence and what's more, I've watched alot of Silent Witness and I'm not sure I've seen an episode where someone eats the bodies......oh there ya go scriptwriters, ya welcome!
Off to make dinner now......it's ok bags are all labelled for leftovers, catch the next episode tomorrow. 

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