The Amazon Addict

I thought I was bad when it came to ordering online
some stuff I really needed so that was all fine
But my mum she takes it really serious
It's become something kind of delirious

She sometimes orders a little too much
a mountain of parcels she can't wait to touch
She isn't even on Amazon Prime
but they seem to arrive in next to no time

Mum has enough in her house to run a small store
Amazon are waiting by her own special shelves to order some more
She never panics buys that's one thing my mum won't do
There wasn't loads of toilets rolls stacked up in her loo

I think it's the easy ordering and direct delivery to her door
which she loves about this particular online store
I guess when we all order we order in stages
but Amazon are relying on my mum to pay their wages

We are all guilty of over ordering too
some may say it's an easy thing to do
Maybe you need flour, shampoo or a wok
but just check with my mum first to see if she has it in stock

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