These are single socks getting together discussing how they have seperated from their partners and the woeful story of how they left. Well I wish they would explain it to me!!
It's one of lifes big phenomenons, the mystery of the missing socks! I've tidied bedrooms so they are not visible around the house unless there is a game of 'sock hide and seek' I don't know about. I'm pretty sure as well that everyone takes their socks of one pair at a time and everyone on the ark seemed to manage to go everywhere 'two by two' so why can't socks?
I think there is a secret door at the back of the washer and they all go out to Club Soda, sink a few cocktails and dance their socks off (see what I did there?). Maybe we'll just never know, the old scrap washing machines will get taken apart and there lurking behind every drum will be our socks. A sock orgy!!
I could buy one of those clever laundry netting bags to keep them altogether while they spin at 1400rpm, I mean I'd lose more than my socks if I spun round that fast.....OR I could give the mystery to Sherlock Holmes, but I fear even he wouldn't be able to solve this one.
Anyway, keep an eye out just in case and I will catch you tomorrow.
What to Buy Wednesday
From May 2020 I will be writing a poem about something I may have purchased or would like to purchase.