To be a Baker on Bake Off

​I'd like to be a baker on Bake Off
I'd like a stopper I could really show off
My cake it would be fine
with lemon and a hint of lime
Must be great to be a baker on Bake Off

My pastry would probably not bake
I'd pipe icing that would turn into a lake
No Hollywood handshake for you
just a quizzical look from our Pru
I better not even think about going on Bake Off

I really wouldn't know where to start
to bake a prize winning tart
My ingredients would go everywhere
flour and sugar mixed in with my hair
I've a feeling I may not be on Bake Off

I don't know if I'd like the technical bit
with vague instructions that don't really fit
I'd get in a muddle
and need a great big cuddle
I'll leave the Bake Off for now

I admire their patience and desire
as they rush around and perspire
A passion with a glimmer
oh who will be the winner
of The Great British Bake Off 2017


Good luck bakers!! 
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