A Certain Age....

What does it take to be wholesome in this life?
What does it take to be good?
How do we know we are doing things right?
And everything it going as it should

Who makes the rules for when we work and play?
I wish someone would make it quite clear
life doesn't come with a rule book 
if it did it would be made by Carlsberg, yes them that make the beer 

So many questions about what life is all about
why am I asking then now?
I'm nearing my subscription with Saga magazine
maybe the answers will be in there somehow

There's bound to be some celebrity wisdom 
about about how to keep young and so fit
someone who claims to survive on avocado's 
but really pigs out on Mars Bars and is a total hypocrite

I'm destined for a future of Yoga
and quite looking forward to that
getting myself into exotic positions
that's exotic not erotic yes that's where I'm at

I'm feeling like I'll also meditate
it's good, less stress and I may find my chi
it's not in a cupboard or in a bottom drawer
it will be at the end of my next cup of tea

I'm actually looking forward to middle age
apart from the menopause of course
maybe Mother Nature will be kind to me 
or maybe I'll need a ton of HRT in full force

I'm gonna be happy not a grumpy ole mare
even if drowning in sweat
it will get me a front seat at the Bingo
a full house, oh that's what I'll get

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Thanks for reading today
join me again tomorrow for Free From Friday
for now though

take care
xx