I tried to eat a Curly Wurly

I fancied eating a Curly Wurly
it was breakfast time so I thought it may be a bit early
The long stick of chewy caramel in a chocolate cover
I was transformed to my childhood, yes back then I was a chocolate lover

I didn't know they still did them
this classic sticky little gem
I opened the packet ready to devour my treat
hiding away trying to be discreet

I bit into it and what did it do?
 chocolate flew everywhere, even got some in me shoe
My teeth were clenched tight around this sugar delight
the Curly Wurly just held on with all it's might

It was practically naked no more chocolate to be had
my clothes and the floor were covered, it just made me mad
I had this vision it would just flow into my mouth
instead I had caramel cement and chocolate that went South

Oh the disappointment I felt
the chocolate everywhere was now starting to melt
It was all over the place even on the sofa too
my trousers looked as if I'd forgotten to go to the loo

The Curly Wurly wasn't what I'd thought 
it's something now I wish I hadn't have bought
I can't believe I blew my diet for that
but by the time it had fallen apart there was nothing to make me fat

I'll stick to something simpler from now on
a piece of fruit or a sugar free mint to suck upon
Curly Wurly's just cause a mess
and the loss of so much chocolate causes far too much distress


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