Oh my ageing bladder was the inspiration for a verse this week. As I've got older I seem to spend more time on the toilet, I suppose that's quite normal and approaching the menopause too. I'm not complaining, ageing is a privilege denied by some people at my age so I am thankful for the body I have, even with it's weak leaky bits and stretch marks too.
So here goes, a poem about my bladder.....enjoy!! Why do I always want the loo? I'm permanently on the throne it's untrue My bladder's a tad bit shady and I have shares in Tena Lady Not kidding I'm forever on the loo It's always a bit of a trick to find somewhere blooming well quick I'm crossing my legs Give me a toilet my body it begs I'm desperately needing the loo Is it childbirth that did this to me? or middle age that makes me want to pee Is it too much drinking? Or is my bladder just shrinking? Who knows? I just always need the loo It's hard for a girl to take a quick leak there's dignity required and a technique To squat somewhere rough from waist down in the buff Oh no I prefer a proper loo I may shock a farmer or come face to face with a Llama With knickers pulled down the wildlife would frown No I need to be going to a loo Who knew one could write a poem about wee toilet humour is always the key It's really quite funny having a bladder that is runny Goodbye now I'm off to the loo I know!! probably too much information but it does make me giggle sometimes not too much obviously as I need to prevent any accidents. If I go out for a walk with my son and I even mention that I've got to visit the toilet he will throw his arms up and say ' yeah I know you've got to go to the loo' as if in despair!! When you've got to go, you've got to go I reply. Thank you for reading today and please come back tomorrow for Free from Friday (promise to leave the toilet humour behind). Take care for now........
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