Some Like It Hot...

It's really causing some trouble 
so many people all of a ka'fuffle
There are amber warnings and impending drought
I'll worn Barbara next door, she has all her top flesh out!

This hot weather is changing how we live
it's hotter than a boiler on a steamy locomotive
So typical the Brits they canna cope
we struggle in the heat and give up all hope

We moan when we are hot and when we are too cold
I would go outside for my feet they will scold
Ebay are selling fast on fans
and Tesco are running low on fizzy pop cans

Drink water they say and keep yourself cool
don't go outside without cream on you fool
To stay inside at midday is sensible you know 
isn't that what they told us in six inches of snow?

It is a muggy humid kind of heat
It's a different kind on the island of Crete
They have fresher hot weather there and in the Med
you don't sweat buckets like here when you're sleeping in bed

Feel sorry for some as it's hotter elsewhere
but then they may have machines that condition the air
So suck it up buttercups, pop on ya bikinis and budgie smuggling trunks
it's only a few months till we're breaking ice from our pipes in humungous chunks

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Take care for now
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